sherlockocity:

The Marauders on tumblr (part 1/?)

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drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

(via mason-sirnah)


a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore


alliartist:

thisisbennett:

officialvarrictethras:

why aren’t more people talking about the shrek musical because

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just fucking look at it

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just omfg

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i cant tell if the costumes are really clever or fucking awful

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oh yes that’s fucking tapdancing mice from the pied piper

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DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

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puppetry

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lord farquaad is a man on his knees with tiny fake legs dear god 

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PRINCESS FIONA IS HILARIOUS

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seriously oh my fucking god

IT’S ON NETFLIX WATCH IT NOW

yep. all this.

ITS ON NETFLIX.

(via niitsvee)


lumos5001:

deandraws:

Avengers Assemble! by DeanGrayson


OMG SPIDERMAN THOUGH!!!

lumos5001:

deandraws:

Avengers Assemble! by DeanGrayson

http://media.tumblr.com/b05fe1419752cb6e1a96a262429fc959/tumblr_n1uferzAYh1qm4we9o1_r1_1280.jpg

OMG SPIDERMAN THOUGH!!!

(via ky-sta)


yourdragonslover:

dragonsfang:

queensalsaofquesodelle:

I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING

this fuckin dick

I swear to fukkin dragon-god Hiccup…

Look at all the notes!

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arsanatomica:

The skull of the Chinese Water Deer is one of the most iconic skulls out there. 

Like many small Asian deer species, it does not have antlers. Instead the males fight each other with their extremely sharp tusks, slashing at rivals with downward head swings. 

When not actively shanking others, the tusks can be folded back slightly., so they don’t interfere with eating. 

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onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

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black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

black-nata:

natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]

clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]

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